kanyewesticle:

it takes me like 3 days to wake up in the morning

(via fuckingsheep)

kittylovesboo:

im—really—weird:

katorade27:

if you want to kill someone stab them with an icicle because the icicle will melt and then there will be no murder weapon

you are the future

(via inevitablymortal)

abibos:

if I detect the slightest negative attitude towards me I assume you hate my fucking guts

(via inevitablymortal)